hi. this is angriest.
he's a tomato that woke up one day absolutely furious β and never calmed down. nobody knows what set him off. some say a rug. some say he checked the chart one time. one time.
he owns a crown he never earned, a tie he never learned to knot, and a level of rage science cannot measure. he lives in the trenches now. he says it's by choice. the veins on his forehead say otherwise.
you don't have to understand him. you just have to stay out of arm's reach when the candle goes red.
happy travels. enjoy the rage.
β the witness
this is angriest. crown so heavy, brows so sharp they clip through the crown. the bow tie was mandatory. he hates it.
> pick a door on the left to inspect it before you walk through. β
yell at him βhe yells back. he always yells back. he is watching the chart while you type, so mind what you bring up.
[ he is a tomato with opinions, not a financial advisor. he will tell you this himself, loudly. ]
recovered footage. source: the trenches. viewer discretion advised β he is not calm in this one.
[ transmission loops in his head 24/7. now it can loop in yours. ]
every portrait was painted mid-tantrum. click a frame to enlarge the anger.
a scientific instrument, wired directly to the chart. when $ANGRY dumps, he finds out. you can also just hit the button.
[ warning: do not press repeatedly ] [ he hates that ]
things angriest has screamed, muttered, or carved into a desk. he is still producing them β every pull digs up something he said just now, about the chart in front of him.
angriest didn't choose the trenches. the trenches chose him, and he has been filing complaints ever since.
his platform is simple:
- π‘ no more rugs. he trips on them.
- π‘ green candles only. red is HIS color, not the chart's.
- π‘ everyone gets a crown. his stays bigger.
- π‘ jeeters will be glared at. hard.
> the campaign never ends. the rage is the platform. β
he posts when he's angry. so, constantly.
angriest is watching the timeline with a magnifying glass. every jeet documented. every fumble archived.
π@angriest FOLLOW ON π β JOIN THE TRENCHES β[ join the rage. bring earplugs. ]